A stitch in time saves nine.
The early bird catches the worm.
A sock on the hand is worth four monkeys on a Tuesday.
In other words I’m probably about to plug our – FANTASTIC – FABULOUS – WONDERFUL – SUPER-USEFUL – GCSE-GRADE-BOOSTING Revision Guides – too soon. I mean they’re not out until April 2020, but as I should be writing more blogs, and it was all I could think of, you’re lumbered with this.
But hey! It’s not just Revision Guides! No – I bet you’re dead excited because… (drum roll) We’re putting out a series of books on Key Quotations from of the greatest novels and plays in the English Language. “Romeo, Romeo…” “To be or not to be…” “Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me”, And so on. How fabulous is that? (The answer is “very”.)
READ ALL THESE BOOKS AND I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE* YOUR GRADES WILL BE BOOSTED.
*Not a guarantee
Talking of quotes, let’s finish with one of the great questions of our age from my five year old son: “Daddy, why are spiders real?”